The pot feels light and fits cumfy in your hands...
your adventure is about to begin.
Elf of the Millennium: you are holding a pot thoughBack in September-06 (or something), I got this wacky idea when my friend made this post on the internet and he kept adding to his badly drawn ms-paint style drawing. What if I did this with myself, and what if I made it a videogame (which is a genre I know all too well).
On a popular web forum on the internet, I took the first step. I left no instructions, I didn't have any idea of what was going to happen on the course of this adventure. I knew they would catch on and get into it. I knew I was going to have to be taking a lot of pictures.
I will now present to the viewers of PBHB.com a synopsis view of "Quick! Choose your weapon.". I will include all the funny replies that gave me a chuckle, and I will cut out the redundant/boring replies. Remember, that I was updating this story/thread almost anytime a suggestion was made. I had to snap and post quick!
Also note: The childish way of typing is how this forum in particular works. Yeah, I guess I only have myself to blame for the dumbening of our youth. White text is/was written by me (Toom) and he is the narrator of the story.
Now choose!
Celebrate Tardmas: :420: (pot)KnightED: Grogg
OMG ITZ JAMES: knife
Friend Swan: yeah pot
Celebrate Tardmas: all of them combined into one super weapon
Scrios: too close, switching to guns
exploding armchair: deagle
dead monkeys: gimme the damn sword
Sock It: Let me clear something up for you: YOU HAVE A SAMURI SWORD
Spinache Chew: i have chosen my weapon
Whalley: forkbat
it's a baseball bat and there's forks taped to it i made one a while ago
your adventure is about to begin.
The pot feels light and fits cumfy in your hands...
Elf of the Millennium: (use the sword)
Doomtalker: You have two hands, right? Grog in the other hand!
Socratse: Drink the beer
grab the sword
The weather is harsh, before you is a warm glow of someones appartment. With Pot in hand, you face the door.
Something must be done.
It is cold outside.
The hairs on the back of your neck raise a little as the feeling of urgency closes in.
Elf of the Millennium: Hit door with pot
Friend Swan: BREAK WINDOW WITH POT
dead monkeys: grind for a while in the kitchen until you are ready for out doors
Scrios: smoke the pot
Spinach Chew: you have ghost hands
Friend Swan: or smash that light and hide yourself in the darkness or your enemies will see you
You approach the door and swing at it with your pot. No effect.
Tom Bosley Experience: hit self in head with pot
La-li-lu-le-lo: instead of grog i will use worcestershire sauce
Caramaline: open the door maybe?
also wear the pot as a helmet and bring the sword
iddqdlol: smoke pot
ford: pee in pot
Caramaline: dammit open the door
You put the pot away and reach for the door. hoping it is unlocked.
The door swings open with a loud enough "creeeee" sound to awaken even hells most scary demons.
You bring the pot back out and ready your guard.
Elf of the Millennium: *quotes lambticc*
but I like my tv :(
also, you can't..or else you'd be unarmed
Rocketfingers: Investigate glow coming from behind paper wall set up probably for guarding others' eyes from your masturbation.
Lambticc: *quotes Rocketfingers* oh and put on hat that's on the table
Balatron: Use that giant fan to blow shit around
Walley: put a shoe in the pot as a temporary projectile.
*quotes lambticc*
Nativity Sheen: poop in the pot
da 2pacolypse: clean room
Whalley: by attacking everything with the pot
Bwee: find mirror i want to see what you look like ;)
Pompous Englishman: assault any assailants you encounter
You reach for the hat, for some reason you can only use your left hand in this place. Maybe it's a magical aura...i wonder what the source is.
You slip the hat on your head, and it fits very snug, and very patrioticly. Hooray for that.
You gain +2 AC
You attempt to try and see yourself in the pot...
Corporal Whitcomb: examine burnt cd
Sock It: i thought this thread would be shitty, color me surprised.
Whalley: go take a closer look at that action figure under the japanese beer poster
Corporal Whitcomb: also that's an interesting shirt, earthbound/video game characters?
Bwee: turn into a pokemon
The CD is unknown..the "ghetto 1966" is all it says.
You realize you might be in the videogame trespasser, though you are not as hot as Minnie Driver.
SpaceWorm: Load the pot with an Xbox controller to turn it into a porjectile weapon.
Whalley: seriously put on those sunglasses
you gain +5 charisma
You lose 2 perception
Dreidel Crazy: fuck morrowind. this shit is better
ford: find kitchen!!
looking to your right....
you see....
A kitchen. Nothing too out of place.... looks fairly normal.
ford: *quotes frasierdog*
just then a flash happens before your eyes and before you is the white guardian, with a tricorner hat and a scarf.
Hello friend. I am the white guardian, traveling through the ethereal realm sure is a ride. I need to hold onto my hat AND scarf.
frasierdog: search white guardian of the kitchen
Whalley: kill white guardian of kitchen, rummage through its chest for snacks
ford: ask white guardian to improve your pot
Whalley: barter with white guardian to get your pot upgraded to a big pasta cooking pot
You attack the savage beast in an attempt to rummage for some snacks.
You get closer to the corpse..to peek inside.
A strange blue orb is in front of you!!!!!