ford: YAY! ICE CREAM BALL!?!? DOES IT CONTAIN A TASTY SNACK?
Bubbletime:remove sunglasses
(the video of the attack was intense)
bagel: How many xp did you get from the white guardian. Did your skills in pot`fu go up?


You are now more deft at blunt weapons.
Sock It: take orb
lick orb
Bubbletime: examine orb
frasierdog *Quotes Sock It*
Bubbletime: touch the orb.
touch the orb
lick the orb. LICK IT
you reach out to pick up the orb...it looks tasty and you want to taste it. maybe the white guardians pwoers will absorb into you.
however...when you reach out.

It starts glowing a warm glow.
ford: pwnonk
THE YAK ASSASSIN: eat orb
THE YAK ASSASSIN: also why doesn't the character have a name, name him jacob
Bubbletime: this is witchcraft. DESTROY THE ORB!
Elf of the Millennium: put orb in pot
ford: open orb?
Walley:*quotes Elf of the Millennium*
Sock It:i like "put orb in pot"
you use the "use" button (e) and put the glowing orb into the pot.
you pick it up
IT IS REALLY HEAVY. your stamina will continue to drain if you hold onto this.
You stand up, pot in hand, and look back at the room



Scrios: this is so much effort omg i would die
*quotes Corporal Whitcomb*
You put the pot down and reach for the top....

ford:OUCH
after recoiling from the pain, the entire house went dark...cept for the orb. Fool! How dare you strike me down. I will become more powerful than you will ever be
Which is now taunting you, with the white guardians laugh.
Bubbletime: I knew the orb was witchcraft. IT CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
ford:run
YOU CANNOT SEE!!!!
Bubbletime: cast light

You cast light.
Corporal Whitcomb: cast light on the orb
that might crash the game, because the orb has light... bagel: cast mordenkainen's disjunction on the orb.
Corporal Whitcomb: well this is almost deadly enough to be nethack and you haven't prayed yet, so pray
ford: enter orb
*quotes ford*

Suddenly, you see yourself from the orbs point of view.
You still have full control of yourself, just through someone elses eyes.
Corporal Whitcomb: any way to shrink the orb down? You could have an eye like Garret from Thief!
this engine does not support real time scaling.
Whalley: open orb open orb open orb open orb
You reach in to fully open the orb.... and...
Corporal Whitcomb: oh no
you start bleeding!