THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON.
you hear the white guardian.
NNNNNNOOOOOooooooooooooo....... . . . . . . . .
ford: instead of just grabbing orb... give it "good touch". get it in the mood first.
Bubbletime: you know what, fuck the orb.
Go watch TV or something.
*quotes Whalley*
THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON.
you hear the white guardian.
NNNNNNOOOOOooooooooooooo....... . . . . . . . .
Colonel Wood:Call forth the dark forces of evil
Whalley:smash orb with pot
ford:now that the orb is fused with YOUR DNA, use it to make ice cream
Bubbletime: you must desecrate the orb so that the white guardian's soul will not return.
Pee on it.
*quotes Colonel Wood*
ford:bargin... the orb for THE ULTIMATE PEN POWER!
Corporal Whitcomb:request the vile devil clean your carpet
Whalley:request the alchemical skills to trade in your pot for a pasta cooking pot
*quotes Whalley*
Sock it:use upgraded pot to take on that mean looking TV
NOT FUNNY
Whalley: hurl orb at the satan stormtrooper guy
but keep the pot seriously guy
YOU HURL THE ORB AT THE SATAN CLONETROOPER
ford:loot the corpse
(and this game should be called Corpse Looter)
Bubbletime:yeah, that glowy horn thing looks badass.
you gain leather jacket. +15 AC, +5 charisma & you gain Unknown Devil horns. It is unidentified.
edit: savepoint anywhere?
MAYBE
Lovesauce:this is a fuckload of effort and i cant fucking handle it man i dont fucking know what the fuck to fucking do
Bubbletime:hmm, we need to heal the damage from the orb.
Look for some potions.
CuddleChunks:While y'all are adventuring, I'm going to crack open the grog and drink up.
Bubbletime:*quotes LoveSauce*
Just calm down and enjoy the ride.
ford:a wizard once told me where the potions are:
GO BACK TO KITCHEN
Your pasta bowl vanished once the devil clonetropper died. You are now unarmed.
You put on the leather jacket and you put the horns in your pocket.
Corporal Whitcomb:equip corpse
CuddleChunks:PS: Excellent thread.
Can we return to kitchen and EQUIP KNIFE
Bubbletime:get ye to yon kitchen for potions and a new weapon.
(don't pick up pot..it vanished from story elements ok)
This is what lays behind ya in the kitchen.
Corporal Whitcomb:drink bottle to recover health
LoveSauce:take bandaids
Spinach Chew:equip pasta
LoveSauce:*quotes Corporal Whitcomb*
yes the red one
I can't drink my grog..that's a collectors item....one second.
LoveSauce:THROW POTION AT TV
i snuck in a patch to update some corrupt graphics
also, a bottle of tonic water just fell on my fucking foot and it hurts like a mofo bitch
CuddleChunks:Keep in mind, we should not EQUIP SCISSORS and then RUN LEFT or else we'll insta-die. I've learned *that* lesson one too many times
Corbius:Chug the lager.
CuddleChunks:If that's a little opener in the upgraded graphics then USE OPENER ON BEER
QUAFF BEER
LoveSauce:use the bandaids to tape all the sharp things together
LoveSauce:then throw it at the tv
ford:CHUG BEER
Spinach Chew:use corkscrew on oven to create a makeshift save pt
Whalley:equip golden grain and a rubber band you've mysteriously aquired through means of deus ex machina
Corporal Whitcomb:You appear to live in a state with a large number of local microbreweries! Perhaps you can acquire locally made health potions from the white cooling cupboard?
Whalley:wait
put phone book in oven for 2 hours on a medium heat but don't let it catch on fire
then remove and tear the now brittle book in half to gain a permanent +4 modifier to your strength
LoveSauce:go to local grocery store wear pot as hat
Bottoms up!
Elf of the Millennium:EAT KETCHUP
Coalface:equip knife
dude, pot isn't there anymore. ok. it was a bug Spinach Chew:investigate ointment next to the bandaids, apply to noodles
LoveSauce:heat ketchup over stove then stab it with a knife
LoveSauce:but seriously go interact with some humans and make them look at you oddly cause they have no idea what you are doing
Bubbletime:use the pen to record your progress.
Whalley:seriously, golden grain, rubber band, explore the streets
LoveSauce:did you hurt yourself
*quotes Whalley*
*quotes Spinach Chew*
there is an invisible wall. I can't seem to get past this barrier.
this costs too much to apply to noodles. it's my dinner tomarrow night too.
edit: lol. the noodles, not the neosporin
OH SHIT A SNIPER
DODGE RIGHT
ford:drop and roll!!!!
lurkky:USE INFINITE MONEY CHEAT
APPLY OINTMENT TO NOODLES
Whalley:EQUIP CORKSCREW
RUN SOLDIER RUN
run where?
Spinach Chew:it might not be a sniper, maybe an infection
apply a dab neosporin to be safe
bagel:Run to the bedroom.
Whalley:BEDROOM GO GO GO
LoveSauce:catch the aiming laser dot and throw it back at his head so he accidently shoots himself!!!!
LoveSauce:it works like this right??
You grab the corkscrew and Run, to the only safe place you can see.
Whalley:*quotes LoveSauce*
unsure
hope so :)
Tom Bosley Experience:go up the stairs
ford:jab corkscrew into socket
Spinach Chew:haha that is the best movie ever
Whalley:RUN up the stairs soldier there's SNIPERS DOWN HERE AAAAAAH
Beef BEEF:i choose the x wing i just hope it doesn't crash due to poor testing bwahaha
YOU RUN UP THE STAIRS AS FAST AS YOU CAN
to be continued?!?!?!?!
ford:OH SHIT IT'S PYRAMID HEAD JR.!!!!!!!!!
Whalley:ahahhaa aholy fuck ahahaha what is that thing
i wasn't expecting that post the pic itt
Spinach Chew:OH GOD A EUNUCH SAMURAIII
Whalley:ahahahhahahhaha look i can't even make a decision because that enemy is just too awesome
ford:save game.
holding reset while i turn off power!
good night BYOB
now i gotta clean up a giant mess, and goto bed.
g'night goons!